Who's Gonna Be Hot in the Combines

Extra! Pat White dominates quarterbacks, out-receives the receivers, briefly considers moving to punter, and ends up solving the Middle East Peace Crisis. In other news, Mel Kiper and Todd McShay come to blows when comparing "hand" size.

Building a Frankenstein Running Back

The speed of Bo Jackson, the power of Earl Campbell, and of course, the loogies of Larry Johnson. Most important, the face of Al Davis -- with that grill running at them, defensive lines would flee for their lives. And their careers. Fire ... bad!

Five Ways for Pats to Improve Next Season

1. Keep Brady healthy. 1.5 Brady needs to be healthy. 2. Make sure Brady is healthy. 3. You know that Brady guy? Don't let him get injured again. 4. Tom Brady, healthy he must be (Yoda version). And last but not least: 5. Cheat.

Let's Pick on the Lions Some More

At this point, mocking Detroit is too easy. Much better to mock NBC, which actually had the gall to hire Matt Millen as a football expert. Out of all the suffering, downtrodden workers in Michigan, Matt Millen is the one who ends up with a job?

Whither Fred Taylor?

After releasing the star back who devoted his life to the Jags, Jack Del Rio said it was just business. He then stabbed Taylor directly in the heart, scooped it out with a spoon, did a bad moonwalk over it, and muttered "Et tu, Brutus?" all while kicking a baby deer in its little baby head.

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